So, I entered the word “sports” into Google Images. I did it for two reasons: A. I figured I would see something weird and B. If it wasn’t weird, maybe the search result would be so perfect, I would experience religious ecstasy like St. Theresa of Avila (or this guy).
What would “sports” look like? Would it be Michael Jordan slamming a dunk on Larry “the Bird” Legend, or perhaps a nameless track and field athlete, sprinting towards the finish line. What about soccer star Ronaldo? He plays sports! Maybe “sports” would be something stupid, like a guy burying his dumb drunk friend in the sand at the beach. Or what if it’s the thing I said earlier; perfect picture/religious ecstasy.
I was wrong on all of those counts! But also, I was right. I found out EXACTLY what a “sports” looks like.