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Jan 242011

BREAKING NEWS! According to reports from economic scientists, leading researchers, math-magicians and business sexperts: the economy is back. Where it went, not sure. But the important thing is that it is, and I quote US Treasury Secretary Timothy Gunn, “if you want to get in the “game,” it’s time to start a business or whatever.”

Here are a few ideas for you business-minded folk:

Gold4Cash – Cash4Gold was big when the economy was slumping, so it stands to reason that in good times, some manner of store where people could exchange hard currency for this shiny, dazzling metal would be very successful.

1950s style diner – Sure, why not? Make sure to offer a few types of grilled chicken salad. I’d like to have a lite lunch today.

Movie Studio – The world is ready for a “Pushing Tin” reboot.

Can’t wait to see this one on the silver screen:

Took a brief break from thrilling you to make this fun, cocktail-inspired cover.

According to some guy named Samuel Beckett, Tropic of Cancer  is “a momentous event in the history of modern writing.”

The Canterbury Tales didn’t sound ominous enough, and the Manciple’s Tale sounds like it’s a science fiction book you might find at the Salvation Army. Put The Pardoner’s Tale in your beach bag for a thrilling summer read.

I am a sucker for genre thriller covers- such bold lettering, dramatic artwork and quotes like “This is a nuclear-powered thriller.“  A friend (who also loves the super-serious nature of these book covers) and I would joke around-we’d take a classic book and pair it with an exuberant blurb and laugh laugh laugh. BUT NO ONE IS LAUGHING ANYMORE! 

I decided enough is enough and I am putting our joke covers online. The next post is our first effort.

May 032010

Me and Hollyweird insider ArkansasFred write Oceans: The Billy Ocean story, and ArkFred reviews Oceans.

Freeze!

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Apr 142010

Mark Felt’s (aka Deep Throat) official FBI photograph.

Good...good. Mark, now let's try one where you tell that Commie scum to eat hot lead.

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